What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
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Happy prerelease! xoxoxo
Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L
Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
I was just looking at the MTGReddit at the posts about the latest Uncharted Realms (Which is really good by the way) and I just kind of want to scream at the people there because for the love of the god(s?)
Ashiok. IS NOT. A ‘HE’.
ASHIOK. HAS NO. GENDER.
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:
1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.
2. You are getting arrested.
3. You are getting beaten by the police.
In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.
In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.
saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point
congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation
He’s around. I’m sure we’ll be seeing him again.
To give a less vague answer, Tezzeret is attempting to gain control of the entirety of New Phyrexia on Bolas’s orders. Vying for control of an entire plane worth of biomechanical horrors against 5 praetors and a multitude of wannabe-praetors (most notably the Steel Thanes) while attempting to avoid actual corruption and compleation is bound to keep a guy busy.
I’d bet on seeing Tezzeret return when the Phyrexians return… which might be sooner than a return to the former plane of Mirrodin! There are New Phyrexians working on reverse-engineering the Soul Trap technology created by Memnarch, which might allow them to build the Ambulator portals that once allowed Phyrexia to carry out an invasion of countless planes across Dominia.